Keep on the Shadowfell -- Remixed
Beneath a fancy exterior lies a mildly racist, chain-smoking bastard with a heart of gold.
Fortitude: Really bad.
Willpower: Stronger than blood and iron.
Surges: Don’t hurt me.
Weapons: Long Sword (rusting in scabbard, possibly made of wood), Whistling Longbow +1
Armor: Chainmail (bedazzled +2 sparklies)
Majestic Word: Heals you, +10 scrabble points
Jinx Shot: Learned from rare clown school/ninja monastery
Prophesied Strike: Nostradamus will end you.
Bardic Death Ray: Fear the fancy.
I will put the actual stats here later, promise.